You may remember from an earlier journal entry a quote on sandwichgirl.com such as: '....And I make milk from a powdered cow and mix it with a giant dildo named THOR.'
I am sad to report that today at 2:47pm, Antarctic Standard Time, I learned about the death of THOR. Apparently, there was failure in an internal gasket, which caused fluid to be sucked up into the machine, thereby causing cross-contamination which could lead to food-bourne illnesses.
When asked for comment, DA Velvet Williams replied, "bummer."
DA Elaine Farmer retorted, "Well, I'm sure he lead a long and happy life."
After announcing His death to several DA's near the mop station, Sally Ayotte, Executive Chef and Food Services Adminstrator for the U.S Antarctic Program, stated "He's not dead.... he's just sick. Several Utilities Technicians took him to storage to try to revive him. We'll try to get him back."
Sadly, DA's at the McMurdo galley have little faith and have hastily accepted their stubby replacement.
Contrubutions to the 'Revival Of THOR' foundation (or ROT) can be sent to:
Note: It's too late. Don't send anything now. This is no longer a live broadcast.
Sandwich
McMurdo Station
PSC469 Box700
APO AP 96599-1035
(denominations of $100 or more are greatly appreciated and will be pocketed)
Thank You,
Sandwich
Mere Dining Attendant
U.S. Antarcitc Program, McMurdo Station.